So, I, like everyone, dream every night. I, unlike everyone, remember my dreams every night. And sometimes, like last night, I have pretty hilarious dreams.
Actually, I think they were 2 separate dreams. In one, I was BFFs with the guy from Royal Pains. I did see him on the cover of a magazine yesterday, so that might explain why I'd dream about him.
But the second? I was BFFs with Janet "Ms. Jackson if you're nasty" Jackson. I have no idea where this one came from, but man, it was fun. We were hanging out with our husbands (I guess she was married in my dream) for dinner. Then we heard that El DeBarge (really?) was playing at some local bar, so we wanted to see him perform. (By the way, did you know El was recently released from prison and has a new album coming out? Well, apparently, my subconscious had heard that.)
Aaaaanyway, we went to this bar to see him and he, for whatever reason, picked us to dance with while he sang. hee! I, for whatever reason, left my shoes at the bar. So, after dancing with El, Janet and I walked up and down the streets, trying to find fancy dancin' shoes. We went into every store to find me some sparkly shoes. I was hoping Janet would pay for them, or, at least, use her fame to get the shoes for free. I mean, why else would I be friends with her?? Sheesh.
In the end? We found one sparkly shoe that a) matched my outfit and b) fit (I'm like Cinderella!). So, what did we do? We ran! Janet Jackson is a shoplifter in my dream!
What was I going to do with one shoe anyway?!
1 comment:
Heeee, good dream! I saw Ms. Jackson on a blip about Larry King retiring yesterday, so maybe our eyes/subconscious are intertwined!
But probably not because I don't think I'd ever, ever dream of El DeBarge.
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