What the eff?

So, I was amused all day today at work. I have no idea why, but that's not the point of this story anyway.

There is a mirror by the back door of the office, so, on my way out, I checked myself to see how scary I had become over the course of the day. I find I look worse and worse as the day goes on. (Surprisingly, I had a friend tell me once that she looks better as the day goes on. I don't know anyone who's like that, so I think she's lying but I'll take her word for it.)

Anyway, I looked and noticed I had a grayish line on either side of my mouth. I thought it was dirt or something, but after further scrutiny, I realized it was a wrinkle! My all-day smirk had created creases in my face! Is it permanent? Am I really old enough to get wrinkles?

Damn. This sucks.

I remember, in high school, someone asked my brother why I never smiled. Well, this must be the reason! Who wants wrinkles?!

It is a few hours later and no amount of tugging or pulling has helped unwrinkle me.