My sister is funny

So, my sister sent me an email this morning.  I have copied and pasted for your enjoyment.  You're welcome.

I have a new favorite show. It's called Split Ends on the Style channel. It's like Wife Swap for hair stylists. So far I've only seen the (shhhh!) gays as swapees, and they're fabulous! Martine was from a high class Boca Raton salon and he was swapped with Seth from a retro vintage salon (complete with large ladies who had 60s big black dyed hair (and had their own rock band)). Imagine the antics that ensued! Martine, btw, is Atticus Sparticus from The Birdcage. I was surprised he wore shoes.

The next episode (a 2fer!) exchanges a Manhattan stylist with a Beverly Hills stylist. Again with the (shhh!) gays. Beverly Hills salon manager: "He'd better not come in here and think he's going to be bringing that fast-paced New York attitude!" Ooh, snap!

Annywayyyy... too little sleep is making me loopy. We had our EB party last night. Woo. Oh, but great news! I got a leopard Snuggie from the gift exchange!

(Ooh, BH guy whispers to the client that he's going to make her look a little more LA (because we all know LA people think everyone wishes they were in LA) and she stood up and said she thinks it's bad luck to change stylists. BH guy was flabbergasted!)

Heh. Fun in the morning!

Heeeee. Thanks, sista!