So, I have been on a mission to find the perfect pair of jeans. But, let's face it, nothing will ever beat the pair of Jordache jeans I had when I was 8 (God, I loved those jeans).
I've really tried over the last few weeks to find a nice pair of jeans. Affordable jeans that simultaneously (and magically, I might add) make my ass look good and my legs long and skinny. Do these jeans exist?
Here's what I've found:
1. Jeans that cut off the circulation at my ankles.
2. Jeans that I can only wear with stilettos (I have short legs) - I asked the saleslady at one store if they sell Petite sizes. She said they'll sell jeans again in the fall. No one buys jeans in the summer? Come ON.
3. Jeans with some sort of weird designs on the ass. While I want my ass to look good, I don't want to call attention to it.
4. Jeans that cost $90. Really? They're just pants, people. Made of denim. Not diamonds.
5. Jeggings. Enough said.
But, I'll continue on my jeans quest. Like the perfect shade of lipstick and... unicorns, I'm sure they exist. Somewhere.
To make myself feel better, I bought a pair of shoes today. You can't go wrong with shoes.
1 comment:
If fancy arse designs are all that's stopping you, get 'em and come down here. You'll fit right in. Especially if they have a horseshoe and sequins.
'Course, those are part of the $90+ category...so maybe you'll have to keep looking.
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