So, football season is upon us and my girlfriends and I were thinking about attending a game at our Alma Mater. While I'm not old, I am obviously older than I was in college. I was thinking about how I was then to how I am now and don't think I can hang.
Top 5 Ways You Know You're Too Old to Party Like a College Student
5. You dress for warmth, not cuteness.
4. You now make sure you stand near a bathroom at all times because your bladder ain't what it used to be. You may as well stand back in line once you finish.
3. You now remember to eat something so you can absorb some of the alcohol, as opposed to drinking on an empty stomach so you get drunker faster.
2. You now worry how you're going to get home in your condition. Walking is out of the question.
1. You nap at bars.
Sad, but true. The last time I tried to drink all day, I took a nap at the bar. We started drinking at 2 p.m., the game started at 8 p.m., I woke up at 9:30 p.m. (with a hangover).
Definitely can't hang.
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